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Apparently Canada Post employees are not hired for a sense of humor. They don’t like it very much when they ask you how they can help you, and you respond with: “I have to move a lot of anthrax down to my friends addresses in the ‘states, what’s the fastest way I can do that?” …

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Ugh! http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/hl-vs/iyh-vsv/food-aliment/listeria-eng.php Way worse than I remembered from U of S bio. 70 day incubation! Vomiting; Nausea; Cramps; Diarrhea; Severe Headache; Constipation; or Persistent fever. So, basically the symptoms are like a hangover after a particularly good night out at the club. “In some instances, these symptoms may be followed by meningitis encephalitis (an infection …

Listeria Hysteria

Ok, if you’re a Canadian, and haven’t been living in a cave, you know by now about the Maple Leaf food recall. If you don’t, then you should start to pay attention, because your life may depend on it. The Canadian CDC confirmed yesterday that food from the Maple Leaf plants in Toronto have been …

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Back from vacation… and creamed by spam. holy crap. If I don’t do daily training, it gets right the fuck outta control. Anyone know of anything, commercial product, open source, anything that can kick the ass of spamassasin, pyzor, razor, rbl sub

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Not bad. 10 days off, and in that time I got a whole 12 hours of sunny weather. That’s 12 hours more than last year’s vacation. How does the yucky weather know when I’m gonna be taking a week off? Sadly, the thing is that it’s almost impossible for me to predict when I can …

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I took this week off, and as predicted, the weather turned to shit. No biggie though. A decade of ruined outdoor vacation attempts made me just assume the worst to start with and I planned to mostly stay home and work on projects, like the computer rebuild, some painting I needed to do and so …

ok, that was cute…

Freudian slips… Well, I’m sure that Namp;S ‘member being out with me that fateful day that an attractive young lady working behind the counter asked me if I’d like to double bag my helmet, and then, realizing what she said, turned scarlet red and appeared to loose the ability to speak coherently. It was priceless. …