HA! HA! I tole’ you! Beeeeeeotch!

I win! I finally, after twelve fucking years, managed to get MSP to regognize that they fucked up, and that I wasn’t on fucking MSP. They decided a long time ago in a `Brasil’ type fuck up – that due to my first name, the card was to be issued to a female. Lacking the …

And… I’m spent.

Some days you just don’t have it. Today I either didn’t wake up with it, or maybe I lost it somewhere. Either way, I just don’t have it anymore. *bleah* I’m convinced that the Solaris installation on my biggest client’s server is hooped. Stuff fails silently at random, libraries won’t link, and I’m pretty sure …

Sunlight!

Maybe spring is finally here. Jogging in freezing rain sucks ass. Yay for dry days! Maybe the histrionic acting out by the whole fucking population of vancouver will stop now! I tell ya, go two months without sun, and everyone starts getting wierd. The only thing that’s kept me from meltdown has been training, and …

These pretzels are making me thirtsty!

How very, very interesting. Yuck. This coffee is awful. Really, really, really awful. I wonder what they did to it? Ah, yes. I believe they burnt the shit outta the beans, and then left them out in the rain for a year to mold. Interesting. It’s like being hit in the mouth by a big …

Girls Girls Girls… and Phones.

Ok you lot. I was finally asleep. You had to go and wake me up yo! Sheeeeeet. Now I is not goanna be able to sleep. Damn girl! You and yo sistas keep callin me. A boy needs his beauty sleep if I is gonna keep up ma game. *lol* Shit, awake again, and of …

Now it’s just getting weird.

The cat is dragging the leopard print pimp hat across the floor by it’s brim and growling. He’s now trying to bury it under the fur jacket. Earlier he was running around with my chain in his mouth while trying to get into my platform boots. Cat’s gone pimp. I’m going to sleep now. It’s …

It’s in my head!

Evil girl! That horrible, horrible, horrible song you were humming is stuck in my head. it’s laid it’s eggs in my brain and they’re hatching! Must… Bang… Head… On… Desk… Untill… Madness… Stops… Many calls to return. *Sigh* Bad, bad rubber piggie. Need more sleep. Thump… Thump… Thump… Thump… Thump… Thump… Doooooooooooon’t eat the mitten!

Sleepy

Bad luck day. Got dinner finally at 4 am. Got emergency call in to server room at 6 am. Power supplies on both file servers fried. Stupid things were non standard size and there were no replacements in the city. This took 6 hours and 80 bucks in calls and cab fare to determine. So …

Hello, Operator?

Hello? Operator? I need an exit. Sooooo… It seems that everyone at Brandi’s really liked me. I got told today over the phone. Funny, I always seem to make the best impression on peelers, pervs, bouncers, bikers and all the ‘scary’ people. Even the bar manager, who hates everyone, liked me. I guess it’s because …

Brandi’s

Well, the GM hired someone for the next month before I got down there, but still wanted to make sure I was available starting in February. Jon walked me through the routine. It’s really less DJ than it is babysitting peelers (*lol*) I’ll have to check it out again when I’m not suffering from a …