Ancient History

Five minutes to five. Tummy growling. I knew I had to get away from the office quickly, before the onslaugh of last minute phone calls kept me nailed to my workstation for another 4 hours. So I grab my jacket and coffee just as the phone rings. I could ignore it. Somehow though, I knew …

With your pathetic human brains. Bwahahahahahaha!

Okay, I’m hooked. I broke down and bought a new Xbox game: Destroy All Humans. You get to be an alien invader, abducting people, mutilating cows, impersonating politicians, and so on… It’s so “Plan 9″ that I just about bust a side laughing every time I play. It just slays me. Pretty much, the most …